That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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