my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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