she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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