I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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