were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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