i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Randomize