I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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