Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
