Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
