Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
they need to just BURY HIM!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
