is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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