do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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