David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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