Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I have already put on my inside pants.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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