and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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