why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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