Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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