My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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