WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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