I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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