Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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