dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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