Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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