And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
