"it" just moved
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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