Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
