yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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