Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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