I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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