U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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