ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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