There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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