I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
