And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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