Got a toothbrush?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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