The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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