Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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