It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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