dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's blow job season.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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