used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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