So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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