I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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