Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
