It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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