smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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