u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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