I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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