i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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