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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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