is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
