I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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