Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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