That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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