Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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