i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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