WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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