So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Randomize
